Humor overall.
This card I got from Cis. How applicable can be something after a week of cat training with Brandir.
A woman brought a very flabby duck to the animal clinic. When she put her pet on the table, the vet grabbed his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a few counting the doctor shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Denese, died." The sorrowful woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I know for sure. Your duck is dead, "the vet replied. "How can you be so sure?" protested the woman. "I mean, you did not do any test or anything else. It is possible that he is only in a coma or so. " The vet rolled with his eyes, turned around and left the room. A few minutes later he came back with a black Labrador retriever. While th
e duck-owner looks with astonishment, the dog stands on his hind legs, puts his front legs on the table and besnuffelts the duck from head to toe. After this he looks at the vet with distressed eyes and shakes his head. The vet gently knocks the dog upside down and takes him out of the room. A few minutes later he comes back with a cat. The cat jumps on the table and besnuffelt the bird very accurately from the head to the legs. The cat sits down, shakes its head, Miauwts gently and wander the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most certainly, 100% definitely a dead duck." The vet sat down behind his computer, pressed a few keys and made an account that he handed to the woman. The duck-owner, still in shock, took the bill. "750 Euro", she screamed, "750 euros to tell me that my duck is dead!" The vet got his shoulders up, "I'm sorry. If you had believed me the bill was only 20 euros but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan it is now 750 euro. "